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Harrison on Leno

Sunday, October 3rd, 2010

One of the few times we’ll say this……(sigh)…make sure you check out Jay Leno Oct 13 with guest star Harrison Ford.

For one night it becomes The Harrison Ford Show

Harrison in 3D!

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
Sent to us by Alicia L from our NYC chapter:
Forgive us this moment of nerdery, but we are pretty excited about news that the entire Star Wars series will be re-released in 3D, starting in 2012. The bad news: They’re starting with The Phantom Menace…

Check out more here

Big Daddy Drew on Harrison Ford: Indy vs Han

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010


Which Harrison Ford character do you think slept with more women, Han Solo or Indiana Jones? This is tough because you know Han Solo wasn’t above banging a few stray aliens (I don’t think any of us are) but Chewbacca as a wingman could not have been helpful. Indiana Jones was a professor (instant horny co-ed bang) and he also fell out of an airplane mid-flight and only used a survival raft to assure not only his, but two other people’s safety, which should have been an instant bumping of uglies.
I think it’s Indiana Jones, if only because Solo had to spend lots of time up in the Falcon alone with Chewbacca, and therefore didn’t always have ready access to hot space poon. Although, the more I think about it, the Falcon could travel very fast, and it’s likely that a large portion of Solo’s debt to Jabba the Hutt included fees paid for alien hooker services. Han and Chewie could have rented a couple of space escorts for a standard freight mission, and spent the bulk of their travel time in the back of the Falcon, hollowing out some blue chicks. If you were single had the means to have sex with an attractive female, would you? I would. I’d be like James Caan in Alien Nation. I’d see what that big alien head can do.

There’s also the issue of longevity. One thing that’s never addressed in the Star Wars movies (rightfully so) is this basic question: Are all the human characters in the movies actually human? Is Han Solo a human being, with a normal human lifespan? Or is he a member of an alien race that merely LOOKS human, but in fact has a wildly different physiology? For all I know, Han could live an extra 200 years, and therefore easily surpass Indiana’s pussy tally. I haven’t even gotten into the issue of the Force, which could possibly extend your life beyond its normal span (though Solo didn’t have the Force).

I remember watching Return of the Jedi as a kid and wondering if Yoda was a human being who, through the power of the Force, was able to live 900 years, and thus shriveled down over time into a little green creature. Wikipedia says, “Yoda’s race and home world have never been stated in any media, canonical or otherwise, and he is merely stated to be of a ‘species unknown’ by the Star Wars Databank.” So he could be a mutated human being. Maybe. Probably not. I wonder if Yoda had sex. That would be great if he rented a six-foot tall hooker and then bounced all over her for five minutes. I bet there’s fan fiction of that somewhere. “On your face, I have skeeted.”

I disagree that having Chewbacca as a wingman would be some sort of female deterrent. Quite the contrary. You ever see girls look at a dude walking around with a dog? They ovulate on the spot. Chewie’s like a giant dog. No way you aren’t pulling tail if you’re strolling into the bar with your best Wookie buddy at your side. I’d have given anything to own a Wookie when I was single. We would have gotten absolutely DESTROYED. That’s the Star Wars sequel they should have made: a hard R bloodfest featuring Han and Chewie hanging out at space bars and raising fucking hell. Again, I’m sure there’s a Star Wars book that depicts this, and I’m sure it’s fucking terrible.

So, on second thought, I think I’ll side with Han Solo on this one. Although Lando clearly got more pussy than both men combined. Lando was a player.

Deadpool director compares Ryan Reynolds to Ford….moron

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Re: Deadpool movie: Liefeld suggests, “Hopefully cool heads prevail and are reminded of Harrison Ford and how he played Indiana Jones and Han Solo simultaneously.” ……….are you kidding us! He did it simultaneously because he is the Caesar of acting, a king, a President. Reynolds isn’t even Secretary of Agriculture.

Not Harrison

Boycotting the city of Shitcago

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

Mayor Daley forced Harrison to land at Midway. I’d be pissed too. I’ve been to midway, it sucks!

Free Outdoor Indy Screening Under The Brooklyn Bridge

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

This one comes from Anuja in our NYC chapter – a free outdoor screening of “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” at Brooklyn Bridge Park. We’re all flying out to attend, duh.

Harrison at Comic Con!

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

The Sons of Ford paid a visit to the San Diego Comic Con this year, waiting all day in Hall H through some very uncool crap, just hoping for a glimpse at the upcoming Harrison/Favreau film “Cowboys and Aliens.” Favreau himself was scheduled to be there, and would do a short Q/A before the feature events of the evening. But, before his time slot, some dick stabs another dick in the eye with a fan pen and holds the whole thing up.

30 minutes later we see dick 1 dragged out in cuffs. Favreau finally comes out, and instead of sitting down, calls out Daniel Craig, then Sam Rockwell, then Kurtzman/Orci (Star Trek/Generally Awesome), and more cast until finally there’s 1 seat left at the end of the table. ….

“And I tried to warn him, but he insisted on coming……HARRISON FORD”

The rest is foggy after that, lots of screaming, light headedness, but Brent was able to get this picture on his phone:

Harrison at Comic Con

Brent snapped this while being dragged away by security

Needless to say, the footage looks great! Read more about Harrison’s first visit to Comic Con here:

Comic Con – The Indy Fan Panel

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

Shunned by the Con itself, the Indy Fan panel was forced to meet off grounds at nearby Marriott Hotel. With all the backslapping and catching up of a highschool reunion, Indy’s of all creeds and colors showed up to discuss the movies, the lore, and updates to the Harrison animatronic on the Indiana Jones: Temple of the Forbidden Eye ride at Disneyland.

Interesting fact: There are still places in the world where you can find pieces of the blown up bomber from “Raiders” and foam rocks mixed in with real ones from “Temple of Doom”

There was also a bitchin costume contest:

Costume Contest

Dude glued a bunch of gnarly Tarantulas to his back

One of the Asian Indy’s made his dad dress up

Father & Son

Baller looking Henry Jones, even had the umbrella

The Sons made a short presentation on Harrison stunts and the value of pre-stretching.